The Crying of Label 139

I hope you don’t need a whole roll…

If you want to travel affordably with a real potential for adventure, you could do worse than waiting until you’re ashes – and get an insider view of the US Postal Service in the process. This opportunity could be yours with the purchase of Label 139. Cremated Remains.

(“Label 139” is a great name for a goth record label)

Amid covid and general changes in attitude, cremation (and the shipping of created cremains), has become much more common. Common enough that the USPS has had trouble keeping up with demands for the packaging.

USPS’s guide explains that the ashes must be packed in a “sift-proof container” – lest you risk having an inadvertent Aerial Scattering, the technical term for throwing ashes from a plane. Also, my second entry into the “death terms that should be band names by now”

I bet they play fast

As for adventure, there probably won’t be any. But you never know! The podcast Last Seen has an episode about the very roundabout journey one particular urn took.

It’s a great listen, no doubt because it’s a fascinating mystery. But it also shows how personal and biased we can be when it comes to the remembrance and memorializing. Every culture, every family, every person has a unique way of confronting grief and loss. And each person has their own idea of how they want to be remembered.

We rarely have control over our own memories, so it’s quite audacious to believe we can control others’… but we always try.

Man is a noble animal, splendid in ashes, and pompous in the grave.

Sir Thomas Browne

Death. Metal?

Let me tell you, there are some great metal/punk/hardcore band names out there that are being left on the table. I keep encountering terms that should be bands.

Related, but separate: Terminal Lucidity is fascinating.

Death Rally!

A fairly new term, Terminal Lucidity has also been known as rallying – referring to the sudden and unexpected return of memory and mental clarity shortly before death. While far from common, it is reported enough to merit attention, especially considering the sheer uncanniness of it. A degenerative disease that has done years of damage can suddenly seem to just disappear, albeit for just a short time. Despite the undeniable challenge in studying it, the phenomenon is getting some real attention.

I searched around, assuming that such a great name would have at least yielded a demo tape or forgotten bandcamp page. But my search revealed nothing!

I designed the logo:

I imagine them to be into thrash and death metal. Proggy stuff. Love science fiction. But also riffs. A lot going on. Blood Incantation mixed with VHOL & Hammers of Misfortune.

So, if you’re a band and want a new band name – Terminal Lucidity. It might be the last thing you think.